She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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