your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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