its not stalking. its research.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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