just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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