between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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