So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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