he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
