He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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