So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor