just sent my roommate on a cheese run
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.