And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!