does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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