Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
