I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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