Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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