My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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