Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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