Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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