Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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