they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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