STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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