i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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