Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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