Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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