They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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