Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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