If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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