I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
it's like iHOP with fire
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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