Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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