it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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