So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I got inside last night via doggy door
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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