well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
