glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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