If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I have already put on my inside pants.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize