does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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