Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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