it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
