...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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