plz talk dirty to me
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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