I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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