so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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