You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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