Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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