I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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