He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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