well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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