Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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