Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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