i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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