Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Drunk is not a location!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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