You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
dude. I can hear the air.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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