i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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