I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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