No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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