Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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